WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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