do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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