At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Sorry about my life...
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