R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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