And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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