The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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