but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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