wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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