Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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