508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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