There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is