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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.

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• (213): View more from California

  I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why is there a cash register on top of my car?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.

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• (315): View more from New York

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  VIVE LA RESISTANCE

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