shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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