South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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