love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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