this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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