it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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