does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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