Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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