is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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