Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Shame - the story of my life.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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