Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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