I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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