yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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