Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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