I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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