It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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