It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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