Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Congratulations! We have a period
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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