thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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