They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
