is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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