Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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