it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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