I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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