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i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
