420 ftw
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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