: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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