Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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