You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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