Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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