it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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