Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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