bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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