I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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