we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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