My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize