Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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