sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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