I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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