Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
