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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
