Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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