Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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