It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We just shotgunned beers for America
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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